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Sunday, April 15, 2012

Romney meets the Lizard King - foreign policy madness


Endangered reptile, Dick Cheney, emerged from under a rock somewhere sporting a new, donated heart and the same incredibly ignorant hubris as always.  He was at the Wyoming republican convention endorsing Mitt Romney, and called Obama an “unmitigated disaster” and he ought to know; he engineered and presided over the most tragically wrongheaded series of foreign policy blunders since the Gulf of Tonkin.   His complete misunderstanding of the potential outcomes in Iraq and the idiotic post-invasion policies dreamed up along with Rumsfeld over cocktails at the Bohemian Grove is to blame for, not only our continued disastrous involvement with Afghanistan, but the tar pit from which Obama has been carefully struggling to extricate us since he took office almost four years ago.

 Now with Romney as the presumptive nominee, the snarling pack of neo-con hyenas and chicken hawks is once again whispering seductive messages in the ear of the GOP – like, reasoned engagement is weakness and restraint only encourages those who hate us for our freedom – a foreign policy that stinks of bad cheese but which the camo-clad limp dicks of the party are all too eager to embrace out of frustration, racism and the urge to kill something.   

Being the empty headed vessel he is, Romney is also enthusiastically casting aspersions on the Obama foreign policy, criticizing him in the wake of the abject failure of the feared North Koren rocket launch, apparently not realizing the US foreign policy and accompanying comprehensive sanctions have starved the North Koreans of the technical resources necessary to achieve what has to be considered as the monumental bluff that it is.  Still, Japan clearly gets nervous every time some addled Korean poo-bah decides he wants to join the space age, even if the rockets typically pose more of danger to the North Koreans than they do Japan, so it’s important that we have some kind of influence over their behavior.  Romney seems to feel that talking to them – and offering them food – only serves to encourage this behavior and we should disengage, not give them anything and hope that teaches them the lesson we want to impart.  Fat chance, Mitt, but thanks for weighing in with your opinion.

With Obama in Cartagena this week for a Latin American summit, Mitt also apparently feels the time is right to re-state his solidly 1980’s-era advice – you know, right up there with his contention that Russia is our main foreign policy opponent these days – and parrots the utterly discredited but strangely pervasive notion that Cuba is a menace to us in the Caribbean and should be treated with a firm “communist-threat-to-our-way-of-life” hand until they allow freedom and democracy and cheap consumer goods to sweep over the land.  Never mind that Cuba has a 97% literacy rate – higher than ours – universal medical care and are as catholic as Rick Santorum.  They play that goddamn merengue music, smoke cigars and drink rum all night; they are suspect and dangerous as long as that bearded freak Castro is alive. 

No, Mitt is of the Dick Cheney / Jean Kirkpatrick / George the Dull school of neo-conservatism that proposes that all foreign policy decisions and policies arise from the seed of American exceptionalism and entitlement.  If a country doesn’t want to play ball with us we need to ignore them or – in the case of one perceived as a threat – park an aircraft carrier offshore.  It’s a variant of the “nobody fucks with us – you lookin’ at me?” testosterone-fueled belligerence that put George the Dull into a bigger shit-storm than he expected when he decided to start bombing people willy-nilly in the wake of 9/11.  It presupposes that other countries have no patriotic self esteem and will roll over and piss themselves if we just threaten them with tragic enough consequences for misbehaving. 

That this has been a miserable failure for the last 50 years escapes these donkeys.  It’s either that or the “Obama is wrong about everything” reaction that has characterized republican policy making since 2008.  They think the way to calm down a pissed off Doberman is to hit it with a stick rather than tossing it a rib-eye.

For his part the newly recovered transplant patient Cheney, spent part of his night trying once again to justify water boarding, extraordinary rendition and various other medieval enhanced interrogation techniques favored by his merry band of fascists in front of the GOP movers and shakers in Wyoming, the most republican state in the union, where he still has some sort of reputation as a kingmaker in spite of his being shoulder to shoulder with Bush the Dull during an administration known more for blundering ignorance and malapropisms than any historically notable achievements.  For me, I hope you do have Mitt’s ear as some kind of twisted elder statesman, a la Henry Kissinger, and he trumpets his fealty to the cause of incoherent foreign policy that is your stock in trade.   It would give people one more reason to vote for Gary Johnson…


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