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Saturday, May 26, 2012

Cynical Irony and disingenuous pandering, thy name is Mitt…


I was driving home recently listening to NPR when a story came on detailing the latest attempt to attack Obama by Mitt Romney out on the stump and I almost spit Diet Pepsi all over my dashboard.   Here was Mitt Romney, candidate of a republican party which has de-funding of government on all levels as its main operational principle and which has gone to court to fight bilingual education all over the country, speaking to a group of Hispanic small business owners and claiming that education reform as designed and prescribed by him is suddenly the most important issue of our time.   It’s laughable to watch Mitt stumble around trying to find an opening so he can land that one knock-out punch.  And since nothing else he or the Koch Brothers or Karl Rove or any of their congressional minions have tried has gotten any traction, Mitt trots out faux concern for education and hope that somehow we can ignore his imperious and patrician background long enough for it to stick.

Moreover, he had the gall to flat out accuse Obama of putting campaign donations from the teachers’ unions ahead of improving education and to blame him for the state of education today when John Boner and the rest of the unruly and bug-eyed rabble in the House of Representatives are starving local and state governments of funding, causing a catastrophic reduction in the number of teachers available to educate the children he pretends to care about so deeply.  He makes me want to puke.

This is the guy who has a schizoid immigration policy in a party that is certainly not known for being sympathetic to the Hispanic community, shedding big fat, toxic crocodile tears about the sad state of minority education.  His party is almost universally contemptuous of the public school system and yet he promises these Hispanic business people that he would lead the charge to make certain that their children get the education they deserve.  Meanwhile he is proposing and supporting an economic agenda – designed by weasely wunderkind Paul Ryan - that would cut public funding for schools – and virtually everything else - and turn it over to “for-profit” educational companies, meaning that the very minority children with whom he is pretending to empathize won’t be able to afford his grand private education and will be stuck with underfunded, crippled public schools of last resort.   Who can believe this guy about anything?

The republicans to try to pretend that they are concerned about education but that concern only runs deep enough to include cutting teacher salaries – directly or indirectly – and starving public schools by slashing the Federal budget’s aid to state governments.  Much of that aid is directed to education at the state level and the deficit boogie-man haunting republican dreams is resulting in unprecedented chaos most clearly manifested in the state of American education.  They have made public employee unions – and the teacher’s union specifically – the enemy and the targeted example of corruption, complacency, mismanagement, laziness, incompetence, sexual depravity and bad personal hygiene.   They would prefer to either send their kids to private schools like Mitt himself if they’re wealthy enough or home school them if they’re delusional, fanatic and socially terrified enough.  

Schools – like much of government – have significant waste and disorganization that should be addressed.  There needs to be a way to get the almost comically incompetent teachers drunk on tenure out of the classroom and into retirement or another line of work.   There needs to be a way to get parents engaged in the process of educating their own children and make them understand that sending their children to school isn’t the same as taking your car in for service.  Overlapping responsibilities, unnecessary layers of management and tenure combined with non-English-speaking students conspire to make modern education less than ideal.  But the only solution you achieve by yanking the ventilator off the struggling patient is to kill them – not a great outcome unless you just don’t give a shit and are sick of paying the electric bill to run the thing. 

Romney hasn’t bothered to lay out his brilliant plan to resolve these issues and empty promises are the order of the day in political campaigns but the idea that he is going to portray himself as the last great hope for education is hilariously incompatible with reality. 

Blame Obama for having a jack-booted justice department that is focused on all the wrong things, blame him for being a little bit timid and underfunding the stimulus program, blame him for spending the first two years of his term trying to be the level-headed community organizer pleasing everyone instead of using the bully pulpit to kick ass and take names and get things done.  I think he made a mistake spending so much political capital on health care even if it will turn out to be a signature achievement.   But to blame him for the state of education in an age of a dumbed down, discouraged and angry population and schools starved for funds, all the while pretending to have the answer is Romney being a cyborg gas-bag who truly believes nothing but who will say anything to try to be president.   That really is who he is…


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